| “ | Sport your geek chic with the confidence that you can win friends with the wondrous magic of math! | „ |
| ~ In-game description |
The "Nerd Glasses" are an unobtainable, All Jobs, head slot, clothing item that were a part of the Nerd Outfit set.
The Nerd Outfit set was available for purchase exclusively during the month of November 2009 through the Station Cash Marketplace at the price of 
500, and included the Nerd Calculator Watch, the Nerd Fanny Pack, the Nerd Glasses, the Nerd Shoes, and the Nerd Outfit.